This is a true story: my fork and spoon discuss w̶r̶e̶c̶k̶s̶ matters of national importance, all the time.
Fork: What is this?
Fork: I can see that. But why are they yellow?
Spoon: Oh, sit down, amatuer! This isn’t the kind of thing that goes viral. This isn’t gangnum style. This is a video in which a man is drawling about the kind of things that sound new to politicians even after they’ve been repeating them for 30 years. Also, what’s up with those leaves in the background? Five minutes and they have not moved at all.
Fork:
Huh! And guess who is agreeing with you that this is a waste of time?
The big man himself, chief opener of all the taps in Uganda, seer of the
eclipse. Also known as “Father of the revolution,” by a watch that
won’t do very well for telling the time after midday.
"I therefore do not think it is proper for the Rt Hon Mbabazi to waste your time with that premature electioneering." Museveni.
Spoon: Exactly. A guy who has helped himself to nearly 30 years of your time would know what wasting is proper for it. So I am out of here. Call me when Hitler reacts to this declaration.
Fork: Oh come on, watch the video. If you are accusing the first of being sterile, you'll love this one. Dude is completely panicked. They didn't even have time to cut and edit. He's in here snapping at his aides, "shut up." "amashomero" "just leave them (pictures of amashomero) here."
Spoon: Hehehe... wanna see a true train wreck? Take a look at this twitter account
Fork: What is this?
Spoon: A book and a kofa set?
Fork: I can see that. But why are they yellow?
Spoon: Some books just are. Are you racist about books?
Fork: Ah, no. Me, I
am like WBS. Whatever the creature might be, I don’t care a damn about its race
of colour. It’s just that these books are confusing. On the one hand, they are
the kind of colour, a patriotic kid like the one of this house, should carry. On the other hand, the picture on them looks
suspiciously like the kind of thing that would induce Kayihura to emit teargas
or a pink liquid which honestly would not look good at all against yellow. But
where does madame de la maison find these things?
Spoon: On the internet.
Fork: Let’s go to the internet.
Spoon: Take my hand, good fella.
Fork: I think I found something.
Spoon: What?
Fork: A video that looks poised to go viral.
Spoon: Oh, sit down, amatuer! This isn’t the kind of thing that goes viral. This isn’t gangnum style. This is a video in which a man is drawling about the kind of things that sound new to politicians even after they’ve been repeating them for 30 years. Also, what’s up with those leaves in the background? Five minutes and they have not moved at all.
Fork: Spoon, you are usually smart and everything
but on this, you are wrong. This is a good video. This is the kind video that
can change the politics of a country forever. You know… Like a quiet
revolution? That kind that infects you slowly and sweetly like a love song? I
think that is what this guy is about. A quiet revolution. Like a love song, the
magic is in its silent moments. Lethargy is the groove.
Spoon: The magic of silent moments indeed. That’s something
that guy would know a lot about. After all those silent moments in which the
country waited for him to tell it when he would tell it, he has cleared his
throat for four minutes and closed with; “In
the coming days, you will hear and read in greater detail about my plans.” Also,
what’s up with those leaves? Why don’t they move ko a little bit?
Fork:
Huh! And guess who is agreeing with you that this is a waste of time?
The big man himself, chief opener of all the taps in Uganda, seer of the
eclipse. Also known as “Father of the revolution,” by a watch that
won’t do very well for telling the time after midday."I therefore do not think it is proper for the Rt Hon Mbabazi to waste your time with that premature electioneering." Museveni.
Spoon: Exactly. A guy who has helped himself to nearly 30 years of your time would know what wasting is proper for it. So I am out of here. Call me when Hitler reacts to this declaration.
Fork: Oh come on, watch the video. If you are accusing the first of being sterile, you'll love this one. Dude is completely panicked. They didn't even have time to cut and edit. He's in here snapping at his aides, "shut up." "amashomero" "just leave them (pictures of amashomero) here."
Spoon: Hehehe... wanna see a true train wreck? Take a look at this twitter account
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